Deposit Slips
Have you run out of deposit slips? Either your business is rolling in the dough or perhaps you are doing some seedy things in the night. Either way, we don't really need to know more, do we? Please keep that to yourself. It is always a good sign when you run out of deposit slips because it means the money is rolling in. Hopefully you are keeping the check writing and ATM withdrawls to a minimum or you could easily out-do your deposits. Take it easy or you will end up broke as a spoke.
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Here are some signs you may be in serious financial trouble. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. At communion you go back for seconds. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. A guy walks into your house, steps on a cigarette and you yell, "Who turned off the heat?" Someone sees you walking down the street with one shoe and says, "Hey, you lost a shoe." You reply, "No, I found one." When someone sees you kicking a can down the street and asks what you were doing, you say, "Moving." You go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers. If pickles were 10 cents a truckload you couldn't buy a wart off a cucumber! If a trip around the world cost a nickel, you wouldn't have enough to leave the couch! Long distance companies no longer call you to switch. You rob Peter...and then rob Paul. Consumer Credit Counseling services said "No." You're so broke that if someone rings your doorbell you have to yell, "Ding Dong!" out the window.
Man, times really are bad. I knew this whole economy thing was in the toilet but seriously. What happened to you? Where did you go wrong? Is there anything we can do to help? If things are this bad for you, how you expecting to pay us for those deposit slips? Sorry, but we no longer accept unsold trinkets from your last rummage sale in exchange for deposit slips. However, if things are going well, we would be honored to get you back up and running with deposit slips so you can build up that account balance in a hurry. Give us a call, we would be glad to be of assistance.
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