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Big Louie says, "Order some checks." If I were you, I would listen to Big Louie. Big Louie just got himself a bigger hammer, so even people are beginning to look a lot like nails to him. Big Louie is our top salesperson. You can probably guess why. He is charming. He is smart. He often understands what a customer needs before they do. He is a great listener. He is a particularly gifted problem solver. He shows up early and stays late. He drinks coffee straight out of the pot. He is addicted to money. But most of all, he carries a big stick. What a great guy!
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Big Louie's sales tip of the month: If it looks like a nail, it probably is. Quick, smash it! If it talks back, hit it again. If it talks back again, get a bigger hammer. Stay tuned for next months sales tip. Big Louie is full of them. You may want to wear protection as today he was feeling more like a musket but next month he is likely to feel more like an uzi. We ran out of coffee in the office. Apparently Juan Valdez is concerned they are going to run out of beans in Columbia if Big Louie doesn't cut back on the bean juice. Can you imagine if there was no more jitter juice?
Once Big Louie passes you off to customer service, everything goes down hill. No more hammers, no more pounding, no more hard hats. They hold your hand, they walk you through the process. They do more of the work than they ask you to do. They answer your questions. They put all your worries to bed. They get your check order rolling and before you can heal from the pounding, your checks arrive on your front door. How sweet is that? You may want to stay alert as one lucky winner each month is surprised to find Big Louie in their kitchen when they get up to get their first cup of joe. The good news is you have Big Louie. The bad news is there is no coffee left. What he didn't drink, he ate. Oh, well.
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