Pay Check
So, you want to pay with a check? No problem, we never discriminate. We gladly accept your money however you want to hand it over. That is unless your check doesn't cash. Then, we have a real problem on our hands, don't we? You know what we do when we get bad checks? We send Big Louie on a road trip. He always keeps a club in the trunk just in case. Now Big Louie stands 6' 10" and weighs close to 300 pounds. Do you remember Lennie Small from Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck? Big Louie kindof reminds me of him. A man of large stature and immense strength but limited mental abilities. However, we chose not to go with the ironic naming convention. Sometimes the big refers to his heart and sometimes it refers to the thunder when he drops his hammer.
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Oh, you would like to receive a pay check? Well, get a job! Sorry, we don't have any jobs available at the current time. Big Louie is a jack-of-all-trades and he likes to work 24 hours a day 365 days a year. He doesn't really care for money, so we never give him a pay check. We do however allow him to tend to them rabbits from time to time. He always dreamed of living off the fatta' the lan and we always dreamed of making dreams come true. What a match made in heaven! Big Louie works like a madman and we just sit back and relax. Does it get any better than this?
What, you are tired of living from pay check to pay check? I bet you are. That has got to be really hard. I bet you think the answer is getting your hands on more money, but you would be wrong. The answer is to spend less so you don't need as much money. This leads to the real freedom of not being owned by your material possessions and affords you the ability to use your limited time to do what you really want to be doing. Don't let the other marketers know that we let you in on their dirty little secret practice of brainwashing you to believe that you need more, bigger, better, fancier, and newer stuff in order to find true happiness. They have a really good thing going and they wouldn't want us to mess it up. How else are they going to get rich? They need more suckers (like you?) to buy into their propaganda.
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