Mermaid Side Tear Checks

Now That's Deep!

Do mermaids exist? If so, do they really use their beauty and charm to draw seafarers to danger? Do their melodic, sexy voices lure sailors to rocky waters, shipwrecks, and ultimately, their deaths?

Deep questions like these have mystified us long enough, so our artist set out to answer them once and for all!

The result is our Mermaid Side Tear Checks, which feature vivid illustrations of four seabound sirens who don't look threatening at all! The way we see it, that's all the more reason to beware!

But don't worry -- these mermaids have promised to keep you safe -- provided you give them a new home in your tired old checkbook!

So don't delay -- make our Mermaid Side Tear Checks yours today!